Man Covered In Jello Jelly CAUGHT Having Sex With Cow While Friend Recorded. WTF!. A man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a cow while another man filmed it.
The traumatised cow ran off and was hit by three cars - leaving it dead in the middle of the road.
The three cars were also left badly damaged.
Or, as the matter-of-fact WTNH-TV News 8 reporter Bob Wilson succinctly says: “You can’t make a story like this up. Two men are in jail, one cow is dead and three cars are totalled.”
Wilson and his Connecticut-based TV crew actually arrived DURING the incident, reporting that one of the men “took off” when he spotted the journalists.
They recorded the whole seedy incident, but thankfully we’ve been spared that pleasure because, as Wilson again puts it: "The man was naked and covered in jello"
After the incident at 4am in the morning, the cow ran into the middle of Highway 1039 where it collided with three cars. Two of the drivers were taken to hospital.
New York State Police Both Reid Fontaine, left, and Michael Jones face charges of sexual misconduct. (Courtesy of New York State Police)
Cow sex: Both Reid Fontaine, left, and Michael Jones face charges of sexual misconduct
New York State Police have arrested Reid Fontaine, 31, and Michael Jones, 33, for ‘sexual misconduct’ with the cow on a farm in Hermiker, New York.
Fontaine - a school IT system employee - has since resigned following his arrest, according to Superintendent Kathleen C Greider.
Police said the incident was discovered by a farmer who set up a video camera in his barn in an effort to determine why his cows were acting anxious and not producing milk as usual, police said.
The farmer called police after seeing the video of the alleged sexual assault of the cow.